When Rule 5 and current events collide, it presents the greatest opportunity for blog hits…especially when the media reports include tidbits like this:

Miss Colombia Catalina Robayo pulled a Lindsay Lohan last week when she flashed the crowd during an official Miss Universe appearance while wearing a short orange dress.

The 22-year-old is competing in the pageant, spearheaded by Donald Trump, and wore a tiny skirt, but forgot to bring along her panties. Wow, the things contestants will do to win points with the judges!

“Colombia had to be spoken to and told she needed to wear underpants as what she was doing was totally inappropriate,” a source told Fox News. “People have been pretty upset by it; there have been photos and media appearances where she has completely had her crotch out.”

So naturally, I thought, “Hmmmmm. How will I parley this into hits from a global audience of horn dogs looking for crotch shots/Miss Columbia upskirts?”

Well, I figured it out – pics are below the fold.

In a marvelous example of how interconnected we are here on Al Gore’s greatest invention, the tubes of the interweb, John Hinderaker at PowerLine posts a Rule 5 of his own: Miss Universe: The Bikini (with video).

Bob Belvedere’s contribution to the Rule 5 weekly wickedness here.

And here…

The Reaganite Republican goes full Romanian.