The Paradox of the Wealthy “Progressive”

Over the past several months we have witnessed perhaps the greatest paradox of “progressivism”. We have seen: Rich people calling for more taxes on themselves. Rich and successful left leaning famous people claiming “solidarity” with a “movement” that is motivated by the belief that wealth should be confiscated and redistributed. Rich “progressives” preaching the eco-gospel,…

The Musical Musings of Kellsbells

I read with interest your article “What I’m listening to.” Being a musician, I’m always very curious about what people like to listen to because you truly open a window into another’s soul. Unfortunately for me, most people are a bit turned off when I mention the latest opera I’m listening to. So…. this article…

Utah in 2012 Slogan Poll

I’ll be taking a break from my grueling pre-election international fact finding mission (funded by your donations – you guys have really got to step it up, I have to fly commercial and it leaves at 6 am on Sunday morning) to travel from my ancestral home ( seen above – my pickup is around…

Rule 5 – Hot Mormon Women

As a companion to my Twilight apology and subsequent Internet surfing, I present these hot LDS (or rumored to be) ladies… Amy Adams, A.J. Cook of Criminal Minds, Julianne Hough and Katherine Heigl.

Rule 5 – Twilight Edition

Having been informed by my female staff that the comments from my campaign in my defense may have alienated a significant demographic (Twilight – Breaking Dawn is apparently breaking records), I find that I must employ the oldest of political tools, the campaign apology: We come before you today to offer our sincerest apologies to…