Standard Detroit Hobo Body Disposal Unit
Abandoned and neglected parts of Detroit are quickly becoming dumping grounds for the bodies of murder victims. And authorities acknowledge there’s little they can do.
At least a dozen bodies have turned up in 12 months, many of them purposely hidden or discarded in alleys, fields and vacant houses or garages. Seven of the dead are believed to have been slain outside Detroit and then dumped within the city.
It’s a pattern made possible by more than four decades of urban decay and suburban flight. Many parts of the city are now a vast urban wilderness that is rarely visited by outsiders and infrequently patrolled by police.
It’s nice that somebody has finally found a use for Detroit after them deciding to bulldoze it a while back.
Once they raze all the homes, it will be the perfect locale for a good hunt. I better grab one of those 10k homes before it’s too late! I wonder if northern hobos are as delicious as southern hobos….
Don’t know, I usually just render out the hobo blubber for my hobo oil lamps.
That’s a good idea. I’ve been becoming creative with hobo tripe. I learned that whatever you do, do NOT feed hobo liver to your hobo-hunting dogs! My poor dogs were stumbling all over the place. Better that they stick with pickled hobo’s toes.