In somewhat of a first, we have a Rule 5 without pictures courtesy of Fox News.
Martha MacCallum has busted out the cleavage, the short skirt and high heels in order to raise the level of discourse…or something.
The Rio Norte Line
Est. 2010 – "Dishonest, diversionary and pompous…"
woot woot! I know the level of my discourse has risen
Sorry, couldn’t help the bad joke…
Okay, I’ll ‘fess up. Being the (somewhat) pervert that I am, I too noticed these short-skirted news women. I often wondered how they kept from from showing their, well – panties, in their chosen attire. Yes, TRNL, I googled “news celebrity upskirts”, and as it turns out, they can’t keep from showing their private areas – and guess what – Fox News girlies are the worst (or the best
) . There you have it. My secret is out.
Silly FL., we don’t wear unders, which is why we keep our legs closed. Admittedly, this is TMI for you boys to handle.
ah sweet kells – Therein lies the “rub” so to speak. Newscaster ladies should indeed wear “unders” when wearing short skirts in front of a camera. Martha is one of the worst (best) offenders. They show plenty! Google it for yourself.
Were you talking about this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZcgVFtvt9c Amateurs.
Thank you Kells for bringing everything back into focus.
J., Martha just called to borrow my Indiana Jones whip. She said you were to meet her in the studio? Please do tell!
Ah yes, Martha. And Tracy. Pretty much any girl on The Five. I love them all.
Martha says you can come get your whip … if you can.
Puh-lease! I trained her. Unfortunately, she’s getting cheeky. No worries. She shall pay for her insolence and indiscretions…..they always do. Oddly enough the girls love my discipline methods.
Can I watch?
We’re sold out. But I am rather fond of you…..would you be game to some punishment (the likes of which brought Obama to tears? Yes, that was me not Romney!)
Don’t do it !
Kells is all talk anyway.
Kells was almost starting to scare me.
Yep. That is one of the ones I was speaking of.
Call me a “Rule 5 intimidator”, but we just cannot have a Rule 5 without a dame in a bikini. So let’s remember Gretchen Paulsen for the Miss America beauty that she once was ..
A woman who can quench your thirst and hunger in more than “one” way is the ticket ….
I just want to know how Kimberly Guilfoyle walks on those 9 inch stripper heels.
Funny, I never noticed her heels before.
I want Bob Beckel’s seat.
Trouble with Guilfoyle, I think she might want to inflict serious pain. Perino, on the other hand, just a sweet-heart.