Would You Do This?

ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION

(EFCC) FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,

Attn: Beneficiary,

I am Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde the chairman of ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC). EFCC in alliance with economic community of West African states (ECOWAS) with head Office here in Nigeria. We have been working towards the eradication of fraudsters and scam Artists in Western part of Africa With the help of United States Government and the United Nations.

We have been able to track down so many of this scam artist in various parts of west African countries which includes (NIGERIA, REPUBLIC OF BENIN, TOGO, GHANA CAMEROUN AND SENEGAL) and they are all in our custody here in Lagos Nigeria.

We have been able to recover so much money from these scam artists. The United Nation Anti-crime commission and the United State Government have ordered the money recovered from the Scammers to be shared among 100 Lucky people around the globe.

This email is being directed to you because your email address was found in one of the scam Artists file and computer hard disk in our custody here in Nigeria and with the information gartered from this Scam artist, we notice that you have been scammed of so much money and have decided to compensate you with a little token to recover the lost of your fund. You are therefore being compensated with the total sum $2.5 Million Dollars. We have also arrested all those who claim that they are barristers, bank officials, Lottery Agents who has money for transfer or want you to be the next of kin of such funds which does not exist.

Since your name appeared among the lucky beneficiaries who will receive a compensation of US$2.5 Million, we have made arrangement to register an Online Banking through our Global Bank, where you will have full access to your Online Banking Account Fund, to transfer your fund personally to your Private Bank Account with no complication of things or questioning as the Account will be fully registered in your Name.

Feel free to contact the processing officer MR JAMES GODWIN. The online Banking Processing is made much easier for you to transfer your fund to your private Bank Account personally, to avoid any delay or complication of things. With this Online Banking Transfer Processing, you can only transfer the Maximum Amount of US$500.000.00 daily/install mentally until the total amount of your Compensated/deposited fund is transferred and completely paid to you.

So you are advice to contact, processing officer MR JAMES GODWIN with your provided information’s required for verification below.

CONTACT PERSON: MR JAMES GODWIN

CONTACT EMAIL ADDRESS: jamesgodwin3535@yahoo.co.jp

CONTACT TELEPHONE: +234-0874168402

Provide the information below to enable the processing of your Online Banking Account for deposition of your total compensated fund.

1) YOUR FULL NAME.

2) YOUR ADDRESS.

3)YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.

4) YOUR OCCUPATION

5) YOUR IDENTITY.

6) YOUR BANK NAME AND ADDRESS

7) YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER

8) COUNTRY

Contact MR JAMES GODWIN with the information required for verification to enable him start the processing of your Online Banking Account Registration.

We guarantee your safety and wish you the best of luck.

Best Regard,

Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde

CHAIRMAN ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION

(EFCC) FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,

LAGOS-NIGERIA

Crazy, right? You would never do this in a million years, would you? Why would you give someone you don’t know or trust free access to your hard earned cash?

Well, you actually already have signed up for one of these scams:

Except as otherwise provided in this section, every employer making payment of wages shall deduct and withhold upon such wages a tax determined in accordance with tables or computational procedures prescribed by the Secretary. Any tables or procedures prescribed under this paragraph shall—

(A) apply with respect to the amount of wages paid during such periods as the Secretary may prescribe, and

(B) be in such form, and provide for such amounts to be deducted and withheld, as the Secretary determines to be most appropriate to carry out the purposes of this chapter and to reflect the provisions of chapter 1 applicable to such periods.

That’s the little US version of the Nigerian Bank Scam we affectionately call the Current Tax Payment Act of 1943 – or as we tea party type geeks call it, 26 USC § 3402.

They also guarantee your safety and wish you the best of luck.

We have to repeal this act and make withholding illegal. Every taxpayer, even the working poor, needs to know what government costs and if you don’t actually pay it, you simply don’t know. If you have a bank draft set up for any of your recurring bills, do you think about it each month?

If you don’t want to deal with it, you can set up a draft out of your bank account into a savings account and pay the tax from there but don’t hand your power to the government without a fight…

Why are we so complacent about money that we earn being taken from us before we even see it? You wouldn’t be happy about it if it was going to Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde, Chairman of the Nigerian Economic & Financial Crime Commission,now would you?

We will never control a government that we do not have the ability to say “no” to…and today, we legally can’t.

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22 thoughts on “Would You Do This?

  1. The IRS has got to be the most invasive of all govt. entities. I’m sorry to break this to you, but word was leaked from them that you still sleep with your teddy bear, Scruffy. (See what happens when you divulge deductions?)

  2. “If you don’t want to deal with it, you can set up a draft out of your bank account into a savings account and pay the tax from there but don’t hand your power to the government without a fight…”

    Utah, I’m not sure I follow this. We’re talking about automatic withholding, right? Personally I don’t want anything withheld, but my employer didn’t know what to tell me. Not sure what I need to do, and I am confused by the above. Are you suggesting having the government pull from a savings account rather than a checking account? If so, why?

    • @justin:

      I am not. Many people simply do not want to deal with it. What I am saying is that if you don’t, that is still no excuse to let the government have it without you seeing it first. It isn’t hard, I haven’t written a check for car insurance in 15 years, I’ve always used electronic debits for payments that don’t vary.

      There is no reason why your employer doesn’t know. All you have to do is complete a W-2 and they can go to a chart to find out what the percentages to deduct. If they don’t know, you better – because you may be classified as a contractor and therefore liable for quarterly payments that are your responsibility.

  3. Well there goes another childhood myth. Thanks ;-) Prez… I have to go now to have a mind’s eye transplant….thinking of you in a Teddy calling yourself Scruffy…. it’s more than I can bare. Have to go buy the voice activation software for the PC now. HD out. :-D

    • Plushophilia! Catch it!

      It’s one of the top ten weirdest fetishes…

      Perhaps liking one of your stuffed animals a little too much as a child can lead to this fetish. It is being sexually attracted to stuffed animals or people dressed in animal costumes. Some plushophiles like to masturbate using small stuffed animals, and some like to dress up in costumes and have sex with others wearing costumes. Someone who is into bestiality, but doesn’t want to actually have sex with animals could also enjoy this fetish.

      • Must you get into details??!!! If the IRS sees this (and they probably will); fuhgetaboutit!! They’ll tax my warm and furry just as fast as they’ll tax my unders. (Yes, I should let everyone know that M. and Dan have the dreaded Burusera…….shhh……….)

          • Burusera

            This is a Japanese term for a panty fetish. It is an extremely prevalent fetish in Japan. There are burusera shops in Japan that sell used schoolgirls’ panties, and there even used to be vending machines on the streets where men could buy them. The men buy them to smell them. Since laws have been passed forbidding this practice with girls under the age of eighteen, young girls have still profited off of the practice by letting men pay them to simply sniff their panties under their skirts while they are wearing them. I have no idea why this has become so popular in Japan. Maybe they really enjoy their fish there? (Sorry, horrible joke.)

            Agreed. The writer should’ve gone with sushi.

            • Ah Ha…..Well…..When Obama’s Tax Raises and ObamaCare taxes fail to do anything but make the country fall further into Recession/Depression……perhaps they can institute a “sniff” tax to help pay for Malfamy’s entitlements.

      • “…and some like to dress up in costumes and have sex with others wearing costumes. ”

        Isn’t that just a normal Friday & Saturday night at your typical Night-Club ??

  4. Whiz bang idea there. Crikeys.

    Hmm…let’s see. In my experience most salaried employees are quite aware of just how much they are being taxed- and are reminded of it every wk/2 weeks or whatever their pay period is. Indeed- they are often actually taxed more then those that don’t suffer withholding- as they see deductions from their salary above what their effective rate generally really is.

    And let’s face it- most of them (as well as businesses that ultimately benefit) LOVE the rebate they get in April.

    And of course there is the issue that Red states take more federal dollars then they put in. Among the Red States, only Texas, due to oil revenues, breaks even.

    But of course- despite your state taking more then they put in. despite your approval of the church- and its multitude of for profit industries and vast land holdings being tax exempt. Despite the massive cost of the military- and the right overwhelmingly leading us into costly wars. Despite decades of failures in the red states increasing the costs to the federal government. Despite corporations (more then half of the fortune 500 paying less then 1/2 of their marginal tax rate and dozens having a negative tax rate- yes, receiving money rather then paying in while making billions in profits). And despite the fact taxes are at historical lows- you believe such a move will bolster the tax revolt of those who insist on tax dollars for *their* causes but believe all other tax money is wasted.

    Yea- that wil be fun. as millions of americans already struggling to get by will be slammed with reality on april 15th. And of course- they will be morally outraged. the gubmnt wants to take my 64 inch plasma. My lifted and tricked out ford f350. my 47 guns. Damn interlopers!

    Ah yes- a return to the debtors prison. While the corporations and banks ponder their nest jet and vacation home…

    (and never mind that your analogy falls flat- the advanced fee fraud relies not so much on stupidity- but on greed)

    • Your name is apt…..the Drugs part is easy enough to see, along with your Intellectual ineptitude…….The “other things” one can only imagine given the Cultural rot so evident at present.

      “And despite the fact taxes are at historical lows-“……..As just one counter example, Marginal Tax rate was 28 % under Reagan….Genius

      And….If they LOVE the rebate(overpayment) on April 15th…OF THEIR OWN MONEY,,,loaned to the Gov’t for Free…..Imagine how In love they would be not to have to Overpay at all…..or better yet get larger paychecks EVERY PAY PERIOD…because of lower taxes.

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