I have a question for ALL of you — especially those of us who regularly comment on the RNL:
If WE — the supposed “adults” of the world — cannot stay on topic when discussing a post/issue, then how — or better yet — WHY would we ever expect the reason-challenged members of the Dewey-indoctrinated Left to stay with us long enough to teach them why they are wrong — let alone come to a general compromise that actually solves our problems?
No, I don’t see how we’re ever going to resolve anything if we can’t stay focused for — oooo, shinny 
Oh! I’m sorry, where was I? Yes, staying on topic. So, as I was saying, if we, the “adults” can’t stay on topic long enough to actually educate and resolve a problem, how will we ever — SQUIRREL!
[Do you think it is possible there really is a connection between all the TV we watch and the set-in-stone broadcasting rule that no scene should last longer that 17 sec---]
What were you saying?
Aaa-ah, I forgot
Nevermind, did you hear about ….?
See what I mean? Already cracking jokes. Ha! Too easy. Now give me that candy little kid.
Sometimes, the “rabbit trail” is a well intentioned learning journey.
Sometimes the “rabbit trail” is a purposeful distraction from truth.
The “well intentioned” rabbit trail usually has signs along the way that let you know you are still heading toward your original destination. That doesn’t happen very often these days.
I disagree. You said we couldn’t stay on topic. I thought that was the topic, so technically we are on topic by being off topic.
With that kind of logic, I now understand how somebody could vote for Obama.
Here’s your free cell phone … courtesy of the Cell Phone King.
(err … funded by other people’s money)
I like hamburgers.
I like women too!
Mmmmmmmmm. Donuts.
I like women smothered in hamburgers.
OMG! You’re a closet WAMopliliac in addition to being all those other things that I can’t remember.
Just wear your Eau de Bacon perfume, baby and I’ll climb you like a tree.
Me too!
I just had to take a hot shower. Obviously, you boys will now have to get your cholesterol level checked. Then again, I hear that bacon keeps a squirrel’s coat shiny. Unlike some, I’m staying on topic here. Uh-huh!
Other proteins can keep a “coat” shiny too … if applied correctly.
Just saying.
Look, I just put up two pretty complicated and very serious posts on the national debt, inflation and Bastiat. Cut me a little slac…what was I saying?
Well, I was going to comment on this, but I forgot what you were on about. Hold on while I scroll….. Oh, we are to stay on topic! And that would be shiny squirrels, then? Well, they’re awfully cute, but they do tend to steal the bird food, so they’re very naughty, as well! See? I can stay on topic.
Guilty as charged. I am a shinny squirrel.
I Like Ice Cream…. LOOOOOK!
I like deep-fried ice cream. I’m so doing this with oreo crumbs:
Oh! I mean, squirrels love ice cream.
I love battered and deep fried squirrels stuffed with ice cream and oreos. If you do it right, their tails make a handle and you can eat them like a corn dog.
lololoolollololl
edit: damn iphones.