I guess that we do have the modern version of a Mayan king demanding that “the rich” be sacrificed at a public altar and his little peasants are all clamoring for a little taste of that sweet, warm blood.
Ahead of December 21, which marks the conclusion of the 5,125-year “Long Count” Mayan calendar, panic buying of candles and essentials has been reported in China and Russia, along with an explosion in sales of survival shelters in America. In France believers were preparing to converge on a mountain where they believe aliens will rescue them.
The precise manner of Armageddon remains vague, ranging from a catastrophic celestial collision between Earth and the mythical planet Nibiru, also known as Planet X, a disastrous crash with a comet, or the annihilation of civilisation by a giant solar storm.
In America Ron Hubbard, a manufacturer of hi-tech underground survival shelters, has seen his business explode.
“We’ve gone from one a month to one a day,” he said. “I don’t have an opinion on the Mayan calendar but, when astrophysicists come to me, buy my shelters and tell me to be prepared for solar flares, radiation, EMPs (electromagnetic pulses) … I’m going underground on the 19th and coming out on the 23rd. It’s just in case anybody’s right.”
In the French Pyrenees the mayor of Bugarach, population 179, has attempted to prevent pandemonium by banning UFO watchers and light aircraft from the flat topped mount Pic de Bugarach.
Just my luck. Now I’ll never get to see Kells in yoga pants workin’ the downward dog.
Methinks this was a Shameless Pitch to re-post Yoga Pants… ;- )).
Just in time 4 the festivities on the 21st of course.
Am I really that transparent?
Your a very funny boy. You know and I know that every American will be doing last minute Christmas shopping from the 19th-23rd of December; underground, my ass!
Yoga pants??!! Zoiks! They’re so gay. FL will not be pleased that I used the Holly Golightly term, but that’s what he gets for not entertaining me! (Pity. I wore my Clark Kent’s for him tonight.)
Yoga pants are only “gay” on homosexual men, kelly girl.
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Careful now……are we talking “Transparent” Yoga Pants here now ??
I might join the “Gimme” crowd for that party…..if the right Gal is coming of course…. ;- )).
(( pssst …that’s my attempt at a flirt, Kells )).
Well done, Don……………….Giovanni!
Who says opera isn’t hawt?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffs6bThByWw (Can you imagine those rehearsals?)
My GOODNESS !….after that I have to admit ..”Mi Trema un Poco li Cor”….
THAT beats Yoga Pants ( even Transparent ones)….Hands Down ( and they certainly were huh… ;- ))….).
He certainly was “working his magic” wouldn’t yopu agree Kells?…….Thing is I can see where this is going and soon she will work HER magic…….and he’ll be following her to the Mall for some….SHOPPING…the poor sap.
She’s in need of new whips, er, toys.
If only…NOPE…….more likely for Furniture, Drapes, clothes and “things for the House”
Kells, did you finish “More than a Theory,” yet? Mayan clock is ticking.
I’ll finish it when you decide to write another post…..Uh-huh!
Promises, promises.