Will Friday be the day that the Sweet Meteor of Death finally nullifies the 2012 election? Will he finally take his place among the entities who really “fundamentally changed America”? According to this weather report, it would seem the answer is “yes”:
It would seem that we are in for a rapid cooling on Saturday.
I’m still supporting Glactus, Destroyer of Worlds, as I was in February of this year:
DrewM at Ace of Spades HQ is pimping his amorphous being/space rock as the candidate to end all of our anguish – the Sweet Meteor of Death. SMOD has released his/her/its first campaign ad:
Pretty convincing…but – there is another.
I, for one, am having difficulty voting for a candidate that isn’t at least in humanoid form, so I am happy that yet another candidate has thrown his hat/helmet into the ring. Meteors have a way of missing earth due to random trajectories, gravitational pull from dying stars or other celestial collisions. They even fall victim to black holes and wind up headed for Earth to destroy a future election, causing their supporters to waste their votes.
That’s why I have decided to narrow my support to only sentient beings and why I am switching from Mitt Romney to…
Galactus, Destroyer of Worlds.
Here is his introduction video from 2010 when he burst on the political scene: