5 thoughts on “Gun Control Explained So Even Liberal/Progressives Can Understand It”

1. LOL!!!!

   Finally, a post like I like them. Short, pithy and FUNNY because all good jokes are rooted in truth!

2. The sad thing is, probably 51% of Americans think this is true, and that taking guns away will make us all magically safe. Just like outlawing drinking and driving has reduced drunk driving fatalities to 0.

3. Thank you, B.! I just called and ordered a case! I feel safer already.

   • Now, if we could just get someone to make “Hunger Free” and “Poverty Free” signs, we could solve thew world’s problems.

     See how easy it is (in the liberal mind, anyway)???

     • Well, aren’t you the funny bunny today? I was just reading M.’s post. He used a MacBeth quote, and it got me thinking on a role I’d love to play; Lady MacBeth. Talk about an evil progressive:

       The raven himself is hoarse
       That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan
       Under my battlements. Come, you spirits
       That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
       And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
       Of direst cruelty! make thick my blood;
       Stop up the access and passage to remorse,
       That no compunctious visitings of nature
       Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between
       The effect and it! Come to my woman’s breasts,
       And take my milk for gall, you murdering ministers,
       Wherever in your sightless substances
       You wait on nature’s mischief! Come, thick night,
       And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell,
       That my keen knife see not the wound it makes,
       Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark,
       To cry ‘Hold, hold!’

       I speak Shakespeare if you don’t understand.