Too Funny to Pass Up! (As Seen on Facebook)

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Flying on Air Force One, Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I could throw ten $100 bills Out of the window and make ten people very happy.

Michelle added, ‘That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills Out of the window and make a hundred people very happy..

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, “Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy.’

I for one love good humor, and jokes. Feel free to add yours to this thread! :)

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3 thoughts on “Too Funny to Pass Up! (As Seen on Facebook)

  1. :lol: Okay I’ve got a joke from a show…

    Daddy: Yes?
    Daughters: Father, dear father, don’t stay up late. It’s Friday night and we’ve each got a date.
    Holl the Doll: I’ve got a date with a guy named Joe; he’s going to take me to a picture show.
    Father: Have a good time, dear.
    The Twins: We’ve got a date with a guy named Pete. We’re going to the Ritz to get something to eat.
    Father: Have a good time, dears.
    Kells: I have a date with a guy named Chuck–
    Father: You get right upstairs and go to bed!

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