I’ve decided that because I am surrounded by pure, unadulterated laziness, I must expose it in the only way I know how: Limericks! Yes, I’ll try to be as gentle as possible, but this is what the boys have been up to today…….
There once was a boy named Mike,
Who decided to go ride his bike,
Said he with a grin,
“I had to give in,
For I want to do something I like.”
Let’s talk about dear little Joe,
It’s raining so where did he go?
To the T.V. set!
To see his sweet pet;
A guy by the name of Tebow.
Augger is next on this list,
For at the ER he was missed,
He took a whirl,
With a pretty young girl;
His jail time is due to his tryst.
Now I must rat out sweet daddy,
You know I’m his lass and not laddie,
When I asked if he’d write,
He said, “Not tonight,
For I’ve got to pound some with ole Paddy.”
Texas in all of his glory,
Is goin to have quite of a story,
Miss Mona did ring,
And spoke on his thing,
Word has it he’s fled in his dory.
FL is missing from work,
His duties he happened to shirk.
You see, he’s with me,
Cross-dressing are we,
We only have one little quirk.
I didn’t want to let everyone know the grim reality, but there you have it. Yeah, the truth hurts.
And the truth is I can’t figure out how to single-space on wordpress. Oh, the shame!
No matter; I’ve got to do FL’s make-up.
Spacing looks fine to me. Good stuff!
You must be out of the hoosegow because this is magically fixed for me. (Hint: Next time require I.D.)
Who’s your lazy boy?
I didn’t do nothing! (my story, and I am sticking to it)
Awesome!
Thanks, Sally. Hooked on Phonics worked for me. Now, Sally, let’s get down to business and talk about where you and Don Ameche were today! Uh-huh! I think some commenters got some splainin to do. (Um, I’m sorry, but I had to sell the pics of y’all to that TMZ website.)
My (lame) attempt…
Don and Sally were nowhere in sight
When kellsbells started ringing with might;
Her limericks were blogged,
Naughty pictures were logged,
and she’s drinking the profits all night.
Sally Eleven thirty-seven
made uh Lim’rick just outta Heaven
With Drinks for all
Naughty Pics on the “wall”
The Donster profits from his RioNorte Brethren.
I love it!
We’re poets and we know it…and our feet are Longfellows…
now me. do ME!
That’s what she said?
I don’t know how you’re getting computer access from the slammer. Look here, Augger, I think it is time for you to play with cougars. I know it frightens most men, but it shouldn’t. As long as they’re armed, they should be safe (relatively speaking, that is.)
“uh din’t dew it!”
The most beautiful smile do I see,
From my sweet little hottie, Tony.
He only comes round,
When limericks abound,
And then pleads: “Now write one on me”.
Do you feel spent?
i need a cigarette.
One can get thrown in the slammer in Tiajuana for sayin that Tony !!… ;- )) .
Probably many times………………………….
You shall pay for your insolence, Dusty! When I return from watching Augger in this Girls Gone Wild PC edition, I will compose a sweet little payback for you. (Oh, and I already heard about the deal you made with Joe Francis….uh-huh!)