I’ve decided that because I am surrounded by pure, unadulterated laziness, I must expose it in the only way I know how: Limericks! Yes, I’ll try to be as gentle as possible, but this is what the boys have been up to today…….
There once was a boy named Mike,
Who decided to go ride his bike,
Said he with a grin,
“I had to give in,
For I want to do something I like.”
Let’s talk about dear little Joe,
It’s raining so where did he go?
To the T.V. set!
To see his sweet pet;
A guy by the name of Tebow.
Augger is next on this list,
For at the ER he was missed,
He took a whirl,
With a pretty young girl;
His jail time is due to his tryst.
Now I must rat out sweet daddy,
You know I’m his lass and not laddie,
When I asked if he’d write,
He said, “Not tonight,
For I’ve got to pound some with ole Paddy.”
Texas in all of his glory,
Is goin to have quite of a story,
Miss Mona did ring,
And spoke on his thing,
Word has it he’s fled in his dory.
FL is missing from work,
His duties he happened to shirk.
You see, he’s with me,
Cross-dressing are we,
We only have one little quirk.
I didn’t want to let everyone know the grim reality, but there you have it. Yeah, the truth hurts.