Sunday’s Test

Last night I saw a comedy and it was a pleasant distraction. I figured that because I seem to be well adept at distracting, it would only seem prudent that I exercise my strengths.

A while back ago, I wrote a post in which I basically posited that I have the personality of a yellow lab while debating. Unfortunately, there were some folks that misinterpreted my meaning of the word spanking and I wound up getting some rather bizarre PMs.

Thankfully, the girls knew I was speaking metaphorically. What can I say? We are the more intelligent breed. It so happens, that one girl I’m very fond of posted a test. She told me that she was a German Shepherd and here was the proof: http://www.dogster.com/quizzes/what_dog_breed_are_you/

After momentarily passing out from my results, I thanked her for her brutal honesty. Here are my results:

Bulldog!

The Comedian

You may look like the troublemaker of the pack, but it turns out your tough guy mug is worse than its bite. You’re really a softie, loyal to your friends and family and A-OK with meeting new pooches, but you prefer to do so with a high-five instead of a paw-shake. Proud of your great sense of humor, you’ve got a whole litter of jokes you draw from to keep the mood playful and the positive energy alive. A perfect afternoon for you involves a leisurely stroll with a pal, followed by a little downtime in an easy chair with a frosty can of brew and a remote control within easy fetching distance. You shed accusations of being lazy, knowing perfectly well that you’re kenneling the energy you might need for… well… something. Learn more »

FAMOUS BULLDOGS: Ellen DeGeneres, Whoopi Goldberg, Jack Black, George W. Bush

LIKELY PROFESSIONS: Comedian, Firefighter, Racecar Driver, Bartender

 

Would you believe that I cannot remember jokes? This test is obviously rigged. How did I get the Bulldog and she get the German Shepherd??!! Just out of curiosity, what breed are you?

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14 thoughts on “Sunday’s Test

    • I notice that you conveniently omit the pertinent information about your breed. Got something to hide, Dusty? Don’t get me wrong; my feelings of envy are causing hives upon my skin as we speak, but the fact of the matter is that my breed has the following: 1. A famous lesbian talk-show host. 2. A black liberal talk-show host. 3. A comedic actor. 4. The former POTUS.

      So please, please, please, Mr. “I’m so happy I’m a Labrador Retriever”, copy/paste your credentials!

      As you can see, I can tell a joke while putting out a fire and race my ass back to the WH to golf………after I make my kick-ass margarita, of course…..

      I see that the Bulldog face palm is more than the RNL boys can handle. As usual, they are afraid of the Bulldog……very afraid. Please don’t tel my daddy (a Volunteer) of my breed, and I will speak kind words of your submissive breed.

  1. Labrador Retriever

    The Caretaker

    Your family is what makes you tick, and you never “flea” from an opportunity to hang out with the whole gang. A family picnic complete with hot dogs, deviled eggs and a refreshing swim in the lake is hard for you to stray from. Your sparky temperament and dogged intelligence mean you are not only a blast to hang out with, but great to work with as well. Your close pals appreciate your patience and forgiveness, knowing you’d rather let sleeping dogs lie than dwell on the mishaps of the past. Your dashing good looks may one day lead to a modelling career, if only you can tame the unfortunate clumsiness that sometimes causes you to go flailing from the catwalk. Learn more »

    FAMOUS LABRADOR RETRIEVERS: Bill Cosby, Jackie Onassis, Dr. Phil, David Beckham

    LIKELY PROFESSIONS: Doctor, Sales Executive, Teacher

    • Holy Crap! I now see that you eat jello in Greece while giving psychiatric advice and making a crapload of money playing soccer! Why did you get this sweet, compassionate, watch-it-jiggle-see-it-giggle breed?! And why the helllo are you so cute? (Not that I pay attention to you when you bathe nekkid in all of your retrieving glory,running freely with the wind whipping your hair whilst you retrieve the ball that everyone said was impossible to retrieve and…..SCOOOOORE! Um….what was I on about?………Oh, yes! Inquiring bulldogs take down the facts, Jack! ……….Would you mind retrieving pics?)

  2. You didn’t tell me it would be 10 QUESTIONS !! Sheesh.

    They seemed to be somewhat oriented towards gals too….a more guy friendly test would have had a Beer choice in each question…dontchthink?

    Labrador Reciever

    The CareTaker.

    I found this link on Instapundit….about why the Vikings left Greenland…And Insta-thought of our own Viking Queen .. :- )). It’s interesting.

    http://www.readability.com/read?url=http%3A//www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/archaeologists-uncover-clues-to-why-vikings-abandoned-greenland-a-876626.html

    • Thank you for retrieving that article. In addition to the articles that I’ve read, I find it curious that scientists do not take into account the adventurous nature of the human spirit. You’re a retriever, luv. Is it all then for business or is there a sense of adventure when you retrieve? Is it all about retrieving?

      Quite frankly, I’m feeling very trapped. I’m now surrounded by two Labrador Retrievers and two Border Collies (Yes, I forrced my husband and younger son into taking this test!)

      Border Collie

      The Achiever

      You’ve heard about this “second-place ribbon” thing, but really don’t ever plan on getting one. Not a chance. Highly competitive, you keep one eye on the Best in Show prize and one on the rest of the pack, making sure you’re always at least one paw ahead. You love your family and enjoy the company you keep, but you’d trade all of them in a heartbeat for a corner office and some meaty stock options. When you’re not licking your professional coat, naked skydiving and triathlons keep you entertained. You idolize the top dog and will do so until you sniff out a way to take over the company and do a little “restructuring.” Learn more »

      FAMOUS BORDER COLLIES: Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Martha Stewart, Barbara Walters

      LIKELY PROFESSIONS: CEO, Banker, Manager, Astronaut

      (Now I understand the reason that he doesn’t like Apple, never slept with that woman, can make a mean arroz con pollo, and drops, er, rolls his “r” s) I’ve been so blind!

      I’m quite sure that lazy B. is a Chihuahua…..or a schnauzer…they like to bark……..a lot.

      • I have some questions on the Article…..and some questions for U.

        Article : Why didn’t they even try to help their cattle survive the long winters as their culture already knew how to do ? Why was there an exodus from the rural farms in their home countries….the move to cities didn’t really start until the Industrial Revolution in most places but this was centuries before ? If they have records of weddings and names etc that then had to be Verfied with their contemporary authorities in their home countries(Iceland for instance)…then why are there no written or anectodal writtings about why in fact they DID leave…..the Scandanavians were well known for putting thoughts to Pen and Paper ?

        Questions for the Viking Queen : How can U be a Bulldog and Labrador ( on the other thread) at the same time…..according to physics at least this is impossible. Your quote…” wound up getting some rather bizarre PMs.” Doesn’t Bizzare define PMS and vice versa anyway……or were U refering to PM’s as in Precious Metals….in which case what’s not to like.

        Retrieving and Business is good….unless you are retrieving losses…. in which case the “adventure” is less than inspiring.

        • “Why didn’t they even try to help their cattle survive the long winters as their culture already knew how to do?”

          This answer is simple, Don. They realised that they had moved to a land of people who subsisted mainly on a pescatarian diet, and tried to convert them to vegetarians by feeding them their vegetarian cows. The natives got wise…..somethin tasted “fishy” and they knew it. This is where the vikings learned to fight……trying to stave off the natives and save their not-so-veggie-veggie burger, they roamed the globe trying to sell their “veggie” burgers. That’s the history, and I’m stickin to it!

          Seriously, Don, the vikings are a mystery to me. From the stories that I’ve read, it’s a culture that is vague, and so I create my own background history (Obama taught me to do that so it’s okay.)

          Honestly, if I wanted to make you blush I would flash my PM’s. Unfortunately, you have to wait til I pass em to find out what’s inside em (Pelosi taught me that ………..so kiss my PM’s)

          I cannot believe I am a bulldog. I know deep down I’m a yellow lab. Surely, you see it as well?!

    • My results didn’t give flavors …hmmmm….I like chocolate, but what flavor Lab would I want to be.

      Also the Chocolate Lab would be a great place to work … :- )) .

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