Do you have any idea what I thought when I read this story?
I thought, if the media were to start pounding us over the head with stories about how “the people” want to legalize rape and slavery, and they supported it with polls, and then one Party lost an election because it was opposing rape and slavery (at least in word), that Party would eventually decide “it had to change” and would start to support rape and slavery. What’s more, that Party would have its mouth-pieces in its supporting media screaming at me about how I am a turn-coat and traitor for not supporting the Party’s “change.” They would tell me I don’t understand, and that I have to support the Party’s new platform supporting rape and slavery so the Party can win elections so they could reverse the nation’s policies on rape and slavery.
But no, I’m just a traitor to me Party who doesn’t understand that this sort of “growth” is “politically necessary.” And thus, the Republican Party “Progresses” a step further in its constant state of evolution toward moral perfection.
[Note: if you don't get the sarcasm in this post, you might need to quit reading my posts.]