I have the solution to computer viruses. Since computers get viruses from malicious people who intentionally go out of their way to infect other peoples’ computers, we should ban ALL computers. That’s right: BAN COMPUTERS! You see, if no one has a computer, then there won’t be any more computer viruses. What’s more, anyone against this “reasonable” solution is obviously a “virus-lover,” which means they are mentally unbalanced. After all, who could possibly love viruses given how much damage they do to our economy?
See how easy that was? And to think, you probably started out thinking there couldn’t possibly be a link between gun control and stopping computer viruses.
Oh, yeah, almost forgot:
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