Jackie Chan Is A Little Commie Bitch

Remember a while back when the neo-chop socky movie star, Jackie Chan, said America was the “most corrupt country in the world”?

The martial arts star called the U..S the ‘most corrupt’ country in the world during a recent interview on a Hong Kong television show.

‘If you talk about corruption, the entire world, the United States has no corruption?’ Chan asked the host.

Chan then referred to America as ‘the most corrupt in the world.’

‘Where does this Great Breakdown (financial crisis) come from? It started exactly from the world, the United States,’ Chan told the interviewer. ‘When I was interviewed in the U.S., people asked me, I said the same thing.

‘I said now that China has become strong, everyone is making an issue of China,’ continued the Rush Hour star. ‘If our own countrymen don’t support our country, who will support our country? We know our country has many problems. We [can] talk about it when the door is closed. To outsiders, [we should say] ‘our country is the best.”

The Daily Mail goes on to say that:

Chan is recognized as a long-time supporter of the ruling communist party in China.

Well, one thing that I know from having dealt with Chinese companies is that nobody understands capitalism more than a member of the Chinese Communist Party.

Lookie at what Jackie has:

Tranquil: The interior of Jackie Chan’s Embraer SA Legacy 650 jet is designed to be relaxing. The plane transports up to 14 people.

Thumbs up: Jackie Chan’s plane is emblazoned with his name and personal logo

Well, I guess hypocrisy comes with communism. Jackie apparently isn’t sharing his misery with the proletariat.

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11 thoughts on “Jackie Chan Is A Little Commie Bitch

  1. Hmmm….I didn’t realize he had these views. Off on a tangent now, but, have you thought about what our RNL jet logo should be? I know that you’re afraid to fly, but this kind of thing really would be in your best interest. (They equipped it with a salon, after all.) Your vote is important….in other words, please do not vote for B.’s self-portrait! While I understand that he wants to show off his creativity, it just is so wrong! C’mon! Didn’t you dig Don’s nudie rendition of me? (The beauty part? He took off the flab, and I didn’t have to exercise!)

  2. Well, just look at the company Mr. Chan keeps …

    Yes sir, that’s none other than U.S. President Barack Obama, and President of the People’s Republic of China Hu Jintao.

    Imagine that. Like minded spirits I suppose.

    But I am sure there is an explanation for it all. If Congress were to ask about it though, we might find out in about 100 years … after Obama’s “legacy” has been established, or after they finish treating Chris Matthews for that inexplicable tingling he gets down his leg.

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