Now my life doesn’t suck so bad:
But while he has slept with more than 100 women, there is a secret he has kept from all his admiring pals — he was born without a penis.
Andrew’s birth defect has caused him mental anguish, even driving him to the brink of suicide.
But now he is preparing for ground-breaking surgery which will see him become one of the first men in the world to have an entirely new penis built from his own arm.
Speaking to The Sun, the 39-year-old said: “I never thought this day would come and I still can’t believe it is possible for me to actually have a fully functioning penis.
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Interesting you use the word “suck,” Sassy. Was that a Freudian slip?
That was a bit of a faux pas – or in my case – a faux paws.
Since all my life I have had the nickname “tripod”, I have considered writing a novel about a life with the opposite of Andrew’s situation.
There’s a fella runnin our country without a set of balls. Any suggestions, sexy beast?
Sorry, since I’m naked all the time, ball security is a personal concern. I don’t have time to manage balls for someone else.
I must admit……when I first saw the title of this post, I thought it was going to be about yet another Establishment RINO Republican.
In light of that one can say perhaps that this story was refreshing.