B. time stories

On a different thread of the RNL, I’ve been having a pleasant chat with my friend, B. Basically, he argues that the candidates are on the same team, and playing the game of “How to fool the American public without really trying”. Wat you say? Have we been Grubered? Actually, the American public is not…

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The vapid propensity of feminism

To say that I find 21st century feminism an ironic, farcical joke is an understatement. When I get myself so worked up on issues such as these, I feel it’s best to write about them; or get it off my double D chest. Oh no, you didn’t! Yes, yes. I did. Imagine if you will…

Rule 5 – Jean Harlow

Ah, yes; the face that launched 1,000 ships. Who am I kiddin? This face got my ass slapped by the FB police! They were rough with me, I tell ya! They took me down this dark alley, and I swear to God, a rat the size of my sister’s Shih Tzu scampered over my toes.…

Global Warming for Dicrapio

Hey Leo, did you know that there’s this invisible ring around the planet, Earth? Let’s talk about this ring around the planet. It has a name. It is called Greenhouse Effect. See, this magical ring contains water vapor, carbon dioxide and methane. This ring acts like a Venus Fly Trap that traps heat instead of…

Roadrunners

In my neck of the woods, there are two important races; that for representative, and that for guv’nah. Have to say I’m getting a little bit more than miffed about the governor race. It boils down to this: Slick and Skeletor don’t wanna debate Coyote. Admittedly, I’m becoming exceedingly surprised at the lengths being brought…

The RNL Fembot

Hey! My name is Candace, and I’m jes dyin to talk to y’all about how the FB has influenced my life! I know some of y’all may not do the FB, but I tell you: You don’t know what you are missin!!!! For example, my son came and bitched me out this morning, cause I…