Rule 5 – Jean Harlow

Ah, yes; the face that launched 1,000 ships. Who am I kiddin? This face got my ass slapped by the FB police! They were rough with me, I tell ya! They took me down this dark alley, and I swear to God, a rat the size of my sister’s Shih Tzu scampered over my toes.…

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Global Warming for Dicrapio

Hey Leo, did you know that there’s this invisible ring around the planet, Earth? Let’s talk about this ring around the planet. It has a name. It is called Greenhouse Effect. See, this magical ring contains water vapor, carbon dioxide and methane. This ring acts like a Venus Fly Trap that traps heat instead of…

Roadrunners

In my neck of the woods, there are two important races; that for representative, and that for guv’nah. Have to say I’m getting a little bit more than miffed about the governor race. It boils down to this: Slick and Skeletor don’t wanna debate Coyote. Admittedly, I’m becoming exceedingly surprised at the lengths being brought…

The RNL Fembot

Hey! My name is Candace, and I’m jes dyin to talk to y’all about how the FB has influenced my life! I know some of y’all may not do the FB, but I tell you: You don’t know what you are missin!!!! For example, my son came and bitched me out this morning, cause I…

Domination Revealed

When it comes to domination, I think it only fair that I enlighten any reader who could and would be taken by Augger’s deceptive post. In order that I divulge the truth, I must subject you to images which are somewhat disturbing. These demonstrate the true world of domination, and if it frightens you, than…

Who’s On Top

Last night, while we were eating my famous mushroom-swiss burgers (mushroom –swiss filled peppers for my vegetarian daughter-in-law,) I brought up the topic of weird Obamacare regulations. You see, last week I had to visit the gynecologist. This yearly visit of lie down, lift your arms, spread your legs and relax, is routine. Only this…

WWJD

Last night I had my parents and some friends over for jambalaya. Here is a snippet from our conversation: Sal (my mom) – Isn’t that awful about all these illegals coming in? Friend – We have to think of what the Christian thing to do is. Sal – What would Jesus do? Dad – Send…