Born Without A Penis

Now my life doesn’t suck so bad: WITH his good looks and charming patter, it’s easy to see why Andrew Wardle is a hit with the ladies. But while he has slept with more than 100 women, there is a secret he has kept from all his admiring pals — he was born without a…

Wonder If She Had A Concealed Carry Permit?

POLICE arrested a woman during a drugs raid – and found a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina. Suspect Christie Dawn Harris, 28, had the weapon pointing up inside herself with just the handle sticking out. A female officer made the startling find during a search in Oklahoma, US, which also uncovered bags of methamphetamine…

The Real American Taliban

Christian conservatives are called the “American Taliban” with a high level of regularity. Remember the smug satisfaction the left displayed after this dialog from Aaron Sorkin’s liberal fantasy was broadcast on HBO last August? The op-ed portion reigned in Sunday’s episode as anchor Will McAvoy (Jeff Daniels), a moderate Republican, summed up his objections to the…

Sad Little Marxist, Hugo Chavez, A Hero Of The People…Was A Billionaire

Wow. Socialism really pays off…if you are in charge. I thought that this wasn’t supposed to happen when the bourgeois is overthrown and “the people” revolt to take over the means of production, wasn’t that right Komrade Karl? Apparently nobody explained that to Hugo: Criminal Justice International Associates (CJIA), a risk assessment and global analysis firm in…

Chinese Checkers

While we are cutting defense spending and wasting billions on “green” energy, China is increasing their defense spending and fracking their asses off: China will increase military spending by 10.7 per cent this year to 720.2 billion yuan (US$115.7 billion), the government announced on Tuesday, building on a nearly unbroken succession of double-digit rises in the defence budget…