UPDATED: A message from the Utah2012 Campaign – T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII can eat my shorts.
Begin statement from the candidate: My rival for the Republican nomination, T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII can eat my shorts. There, I’ve said it. He’s got to go. It is time to wrest control from the elites of this world like T-Cod. Like ripping a band-aid off a razor cut on my hairy back, we…
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