Rule 5: OccupyWallStreet Was Doing It Wrong

Leave it to a bunch of hot Ukrainian feminists to show a bunch of stinky American hippies how to stage a protest. These lovely ladies even shave their armpits – something that would be questionable about the OWS folks – should one be brave enough to check. These ladies are protesting the financial summit in…

Rule 5: Florida Primary Edition

Time for another Rule 5 post sure to embarrass me if I ever choose to run for public office. That’s how I judge ’em. Unless they could be used against me in a campaign, they simply aren’t good enough… Please welcome the buxom, blonde and beautiful Miss Jennifer Ellison. Miss Ellison is an English actress,…

A call from Romney

So today I got this call from Mitt Romney. Actually, it was robo-Romney, which is exactly what he reminds me of: Robo-Politician. I don’t think people realize how lethal the Robo-Politicians are. Their current make and model has not improved, but only worsened. Now I get a call from my parents asking if I’m going…