Fifty Shades of… Stanley Ann Dunham?

Oh, my. If this is true, the Obamamommie led quite a liberated life (more accurately described as libertine) with an actual commie:

Racy photos of Barack Obama’s mother, Ann Dunham, have recently surfaced in vintage fetish and bondage magazines. The photos, taken at Frank Marshall Davis’ house in Honolulu, appeared in Bizarre LifeExotiqueSecret Pleasures, and Battling Babes. They help illustrate the intimate relationship between Dunham and Davis. “My father was from Kenya, he grew up herding goats,” Barack Obama told the cheering crowds. Did Obama build his political career upon a fairy tale? Was Obama misdirecting Americans away from a deeply disturbing family background and a Marxist political foundation?

Obama’s version of his early childhood is false – the family did not split up when the Kenyan Obama went to Harvard as he claimed. In fact, Ann Dunham took “Barry” to Seattle a few weeks after his birth (late August 1961), and began studies at the University of Washington, while the Kenyan remained in Hawaii. All evidence points to a “sham” marriage to cover up an illicit affair. Barack Obama began regular visits to Frank Marshall Davis’ house at the age of 10, and Obama refers to Frank Marshall Davis throughout his autobiography as his childhood “mentor.” Dreams from My Real Father makes the case that the Communist Party USA propagandist was both Obama’s biological and ideological father, and likely indoctrinated Obama in Marxism during his formative years.

So is Barack Hussein Obama really Barack Marshall Davis?

Dreams from My Real Father

A Story of Reds and Deception

At age 18, Barack Obama admittedly arrived at Occidental College a committed revolutionary Marxist. What was the source of Obama’s foundation in Marxism? Throughout his 2008 Presidential campaign and term in office, questions have been raised regarding Barack Obama’s family background, economic philosophy, and fundamental political ideology. Dreams from My Real Father is the alternative Barack Obama “autobiography,” offering a divergent theory of what may have shaped our 44th President’s life and politics.

In Dreams from My Real Father, Barack Obama is portrayed by a voiceover actor who chronicles Barack Obama’s life journey in socialism, from birth through his election to the Presidency. The film begins by presenting the case that Barack Obama’s real father was Frank Marshall Davis, a Communist Party USA propagandist who likely shaped Obama’s world view during his formative years. Barack Obama sold himself to America as the multi-cultural ideal, a man who stood above politics. Was the goat herding Kenyan father only a fairy tale to obscure a Marxist agenda, irreconcilable with American values?

Harry Reid heard this from a guy who knows a guy who once had a girlfriend whose ex-boyfriend had a stepfather, the mother of whom had a third cousin who had a roommate who once worked for Frank Marshall Davis as a maid for two afternoons in the summer of 1964, so it must be true.

We know so little about Obama’s true origins that absent of proof from Obama, this must be true, right?

I think Obama should release all of the Obamamommie’s film and pictorial efforts and submit to a DNA test. On the upside, Frank Marshall Davis was communist – but he was an American citizen…so at least that would take the whole “birther” thing off the table…

Is it just me or was Stanley Ann kinda hot?

Maybe I just need a good spanking.

30 thoughts on “Fifty Shades of… Stanley Ann Dunham?

  1. “If this is true … recently surfaced.”

    You’re way behind on your conspiracy theories, Utah–this one has been around (and thoroughly discounted by non-birther sorts) since before the last presidential election:

    But go ahead–do your best to keep helping Reid and Obama keep attention off of the things that should–but won’t–cost Obama re-election. It seems like your post should have a “Rule 5” tag, though.

    • Nah, Professor.

      I just don’t usually go for the salacious unless the material has no socially redeeming value and only has value as mouse-click fodder – plus, I’ve lived in Scotland for two years and don’t usually see things like this as a routine – the UK is too busy with scandals of their own making.

      Fifty Shades of Grey also wasn’t written in 2008, so I couldn’t have written the same catchy headline, either. I remember when this came out, but then I foolishly thought policies and positions mattered in elections, so I cynically discarded it and flushed it from memory.

      In this case; however, this goes a little beyond idle speculation and does have some degree of current political relevance that it didn’t have in 2008. Thanks to Harry Reid’s unsubstantiated charges and claims about Mitt Romney, it now makes any gap in a candidate’s past ripe for speculation – and under the New Reid Rules of Parliamentary Procedure, if the candidate didn’t fill it in, we are at liberty to do so ourselves.

      I just wanted to put this out there again to compare and contrast the efforts that people like yourself would put into refuting something that has more evidence (and therefore plausibility) than Romney not paying taxes for 10 years.

      …and as far as I can tell, nobody has refuted that this is real. Ignoring it doesn’t equal refutation.

      We have entered a political period where what is true is irrelevant, it is all about what can be said in substitution for the truth…just another example of post-modernism at work.

      It’s a goose and gander kinda thing.

  2. If the goose is making millions a year, and paying taxes at a rate that is less than that paid by the gander, then we can see why the goose is reluctant to share the news about his wealth.

    To counter the negative aspects of Romney’s tax rate, the GOP needs ADS like the following:


        • I say, I made a bet with B. last night. Naturally, he never responded. He basically told me I should pack my bags and head to the NH, and I bet him that I would be missed over here. Is there a way you can track numbers if I disappear here? We could make it for one week.

          • I can track your ass. Just tell me what metric you want to use.

            You and B need to kiss and make up – I don’t want to lose our resident sexpert.

            • I’ll play on xanga for one week, you see,
              Or at the NH, just leave it to me.
              Kiss and make up with a brute, you say?
              When he kisses my ass, we’ll call it a day!

              Ciao, bello. Keep on truckin, er, trackin.

  3. I knew it wouldn’t take very long to step up the “birther” castigation on this one.

    Side note: Anyone stop a moment to really look at the woman? She is ugly of epic proportions.

    • Looks like she got duped after turning a trick. Speaking of which B, do you know how to make a hormone?

      Easy … you do not pay her. 😀

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  5. Obama is not only Barack Marshall Davis; he is also Ms. Frank Marshall Davis. Also Ms. Mohammed Hasan Chandoo. How unfortunate that Obama could not deliver progeny from these beautiful unions. Apparently he was able to secure a satisfactory beard in Chicago.

  6. She was a white girl who wanted as much black pipe as she could handle and she could handle a lot apparently. 17 and getting 4ucked by Negroes, and she must have not been very good, because how many darkies get a white 17 year old and then after hitting it a little bit, move on? Not just one zulu but a few of them. It must have been “like strapping a board across you a$$ so you dont fall in” loose, She didn’t ge very well, and looked pretty turned out. Barry the Bastard, yeah he’s got some real pi$$ed off

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