FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness — but it’s a lot more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy — but remember the asshole’s name.
3. If you help someone when they’re in trouble — they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems — but then neither does milk.
THERE YOU HAVE IT … and remember, life is good!