Shocking Medical News From The UK Sun

We, here at the RNL, are on top of the latest developments on the medical front and deliver them straight to our US audience. The Sun reports this shocking news:

ONE in three men are too fat to see their own penis, new research reveals.

A shocking 33 per cent of 35 to 60-year-olds are so overweight that their manhood is hidden from sight when they stand upright and look downwards.

The figures show more than 5.6million men in Britain are potentially dangerously overweight and risk knocking up to nine years off their lifespan through strokes, diabetes and heart disease.

Meanwhile a staggering 44 per cent of those aged between 51 and 60 fail the ’spot the penis’ test, says the research.

Obese men who are unable see their penises are said to be five times more likely to develop type 2 diabetes and three times more likely to develop cancer of the colon.

Website WeLoveOurHealth.co.uk commissioned the survey of 1,000 men and has now launched the ’Big Check’ Campaign, backed by leading medical professionals.

The DIY health measurement encourages men to check if they can see their penis beyond their bulbous bellies.

A&E specialist Dr Johan du Plessis said men are renowned for ignoring matters to do with their health.

The photos are too gruesome to post for fear of psychologically scarring young readers.

 

2 thoughts on “Shocking Medical News From The UK Sun

  1. After reading this I felt that it was imperative for me to do the math and discovered that I would have to weigh at least 2000 pounds for me to be unable to see “El Conquistador”.

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