Simple: call them something that everyone will dismiss:
SAN DIEGO (AP) – Move over vampires, goblins and haunted houses, this kind of Halloween terror aims to shake up even the toughest warriors: An untold number of so-called zombies are coming to a counterterrorism summit attended by hundreds of Marines, Navy special ops, soldiers, police, firefighters and others to prepare them for their worst nightmares.
“This is a very real exercise, this is not some type of big costume party,” said Brad Barker, president of Halo Corp, a security firm hosting the Oct. 31 training demonstration during the summit at a 44-acre Paradise Point Resort island on a San Diego bay. “Everything that will be simulated at this event has already happened, it just hasn’t happened all at once on the same night. But the training is very real, it just happens to be the bad guys we’re having a little fun with.”
I keep trying to show how the things some people call “conspiracy theories” are not conspiracies at all: they are being done right out in the open. It’s just that too many Americans have been lulled into a coma-like stupor and they simply cannot see what is happening:
You know, now that I think about it, coma-like stupor sounds an awful lot like a zombie… 😉