Last night I had a very strange dream. Obama shipped the RNL crew to a deserted island. It was pretty funny, actually, because, while the boys argued on the best way to make a boat, I was frantically trying to figure out how to make a razor! (The thought of lookin like some European chick or Madonna was too unbearable for me!) I promise I don’t make this itshay up.
This morning, my tiny little 7% tried to figure out why I had this silly dream. Was it politics, debating, despair, or the reference to Gilligan’s Island a few posts back? I thought it would be best to wash away the nuttiness and concentrate on some fun! Tomorrow’s a holiday, after all! So I thought I would give you all a chance to take a fun little quiz. Don’t be intimidated. I know you. I’m very well aware of your loud-mouthed opinions on how to build a boat.
Right then. Shall we begin? Oooh, wait! Big shout out to Sam’s Seafood & Oyster Bar in Lynn Haven! (It’s on the right before you cross the Bailey Bridge heading north.) I needed 2 pints of oysters and he came through fer lil ole me. Kells hearts Sam…….and Apalachicola oysters.
Oh, my quiz! (Actually, one that I shamelessly stole from my favourite cheesehead.) The answers to this quiz are very crucial in understanding your true character. Please use as much detail as possible. If you become confused, I will help you……….well, in return for a razor. Remember to breathe. Don’t hold your breath while taking a quiz!
A) Coke or Pepsi? Why? (Must be at least one paragraph.)
B) Color of your pants + Name of your last drink = Your band’s name. Tell us all about your band. It would be nice if you included venues, your style, extraneous adventures, &c.
C) If it were not for your given name, what should you like to be called? Why?
D) If you had been born of the superior sex, such as I, what should you like to be called? Did your parents have an opposite sex name for you?
P.S. – You will get extra credit if you make me laugh……