Galactus, Destroyer of Worlds

Will Friday be the day that the Sweet Meteor of Death finally nullifies the 2012 election? Will he finally take his place among the entities who really “fundamentally changed America”? According to this weather report, it would seem the answer is “yes”:


It would seem that we are in for a rapid cooling on Saturday.

I’m still supporting Glactus, Destroyer of Worlds, as I was in February of this year:

DrewM at Ace of Spades HQ is pimping his amorphous being/space rock as the candidate to end all of our anguish – the Sweet Meteor of Death. SMOD has released his/her/its first campaign ad:

Pretty convincing…but – there is another.

I, for one, am having difficulty voting for a candidate that isn’t at least in humanoid form, so I am happy that yet another candidate has thrown his hat/helmet into the ring. Meteors have a way of missing earth due to random trajectories, gravitational pull from dying stars or other celestial collisions. They even fall victim to black holes and wind up headed for Earth to destroy a future election, causing their supporters to waste their votes.

That’s why I have decided to narrow my support to only sentient beings and why I am switching from Mitt Romney to…

Galactus, Destroyer of Worlds.

Here is his introduction video from 2010 when he burst on the political scene:

3 thoughts on “Galactus, Destroyer of Worlds

  1. Utah,

    While I appreciate your purity, if you vote for Galactus, you will be electing a human. A vote for Galactus is throwing your vote away. Recent polling suggests that people prefer SMOD to Galactus 2:1. Face it, that means SMOD is more electable than Galactus.

    You are going to vote to ruin this nation by helping another human get in office.


  2. Don’t throw in the towel just yet, luv.

    G. and I have been brainstorming on a new campaign video (yes, some of us are trying to help you win) and we decided on a great video. We both felt that the masses would understand the analogy of you being the King (the conservative) and the Big Bitch Cockroaches (the progressives) as being your dimwitted archrival.

    We realise the video is lengthy, but, let’s face it: Who doesn’t love Bubba Ho Tep?

  3. Gosh, I was so cute in FebROOOary! I should like to know if Galactus is hiring a private chef. I figure if I get A. and B. along with FL, they will “convince” him that my cooking is divine (thus my future employment with the crazy bastard.) Once the poor sap eats my Heavenly Hobo Hash, you’re in like Flynn! See?

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