Last night I saw a comedy and it was a pleasant distraction. I figured that because I seem to be well adept at distracting, it would only seem prudent that I exercise my strengths.
A while back ago, I wrote a post in which I basically posited that I have the personality of a yellow lab while debating. Unfortunately, there were some folks that misinterpreted my meaning of the word spanking and I wound up getting some rather bizarre PMs.
Thankfully, the girls knew I was speaking metaphorically. What can I say? We are the more intelligent breed. It so happens, that one girl I’m very fond of posted a test. She told me that she was a German Shepherd and here was the proof: http://www.dogster.com/quizzes/what_dog_breed_are_you/
After momentarily passing out from my results, I thanked her for her brutal honesty. Here are my results:
You may look like the troublemaker of the pack, but it turns out your tough guy mug is worse than its bite. You’re really a softie, loyal to your friends and family and A-OK with meeting new pooches, but you prefer to do so with a high-five instead of a paw-shake. Proud of your great sense of humor, you’ve got a whole litter of jokes you draw from to keep the mood playful and the positive energy alive. A perfect afternoon for you involves a leisurely stroll with a pal, followed by a little downtime in an easy chair with a frosty can of brew and a remote control within easy fetching distance. You shed accusations of being lazy, knowing perfectly well that you’re kenneling the energy you might need for… well… something. Learn more »
FAMOUS BULLDOGS: Ellen DeGeneres, Whoopi Goldberg, Jack Black, George W. Bush
LIKELY PROFESSIONS: Comedian, Firefighter, Racecar Driver, Bartender
Would you believe that I cannot remember jokes? This test is obviously rigged. How did I get the Bulldog and she get the German Shepherd??!! Just out of curiosity, what breed are you?