How To Stick It To The Lawyer; In Court

Not so much the one to share a Facebook post, this the laughter factor of this post made it worth the read. Enjoy. 🙂

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.

He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer’s credibility …

Q: ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’

A: ‘No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.’

Q: ‘Officer, who provided this description?’

A: ‘The officer who responded to the scene.’

Q: ‘A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?’

A: ‘Yes, sir. With my life.’

Q: ‘With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?’

A: ‘Yes sir, we do!’

Q: ‘And do you have a locker in the room?’

A: ‘Yes, sir, I do.’

Q: ‘And do you have a lock on your locker?’

A: ‘Yes, sir.’

Q: ‘Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?’

A: ‘You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.’

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.


In other news, Augger just ordered a Kimber Tactical Entry II with an AAC TI-RANT 45 silencer and Streamlight TLR-2 IR Weapons-Mounted Tactical Light with Laser Sight today. 3-7 month wait on the ATF to get the TI-RANT though.

12 thoughts on “How To Stick It To The Lawyer; In Court

  1. The only thing I can’t figure out in this post is why you need all that gear when all you need is one hard-charging, highly-motivated, well-trained Marine and his rifle to handle anything all that hardware will do for you. But then, we aren’t all that well known for being quiet, are we? Or for leaving things in…shall we say, less than a destroyed condition?

    OK, forget it: I get it 😉

    • I intend to purchase just about everything I can get my hands on that falls on Feinstein’s list. LOL

      Nah, no particular reason I suppose. Home defense? No.

      The Kimber? Yeah, best 1911 frame out there. The silencer (I should say suppressor) … to avoid some hearing loss at the range. The sights …. these eyes aren’t getting any younger. 🙂

  2. FN FNX 45 Tactical, FN SCAR 17S look good together. FN has a good program for LEO, Military (active, retired or Purple Heart) that provides a good discount over retail. Due to the demand still waiting for a PS 90 as my Five Seven needs a partner. They are all great investments. I paid $850 for the 5/7 and was offered $2k for it at a recent gun show. Beats investing in the stock market any day of the week. When ever my local FN LEO Dealer has something it becomes an investment.

    • I like the FN for sure. Threaded barrels in the .45 caliber remain a bit of a chore to find.

      My Kimber cost considerably more. 😦

      But of course I had to order it from the custom shop as I asked for gold inlay engraving. Such is life. 🙂

    • Liked that rear-end huh? Takes many hours of running to keep that. LOL

      Oh, you were talking about the gun, sorry.

      Yes, once it all arrives … pictures will be posted. 🙂

  3. When they start registering and then comming Door to Door like they want to in Washington State… Augger’s house will be on the list.

    Are you having trouble finding Ammo in sufficient Volume ??

      • Thanks …. However after going to the site….YOU MADE ME WRITE BAD CHECKS, I’ll just forgo the IRA contributions … LOL.

        Seriously though thanks …..

  4. Decided a few years ago buying and stockpiling components was the best way to go. Throw in a good Dillon 1050 Press and no ammo shortage. Powder, primers, brass and bullets store better than butter and can be bartered, sold or used to support the effort. Again, better than money in the stock market.

    • The MKT and I are old friends … but you are 100 % correct, without increasing the “surface Area” of one’s trades , most will be losers or treading water.

      I know of some who stocked parts to assemble arms …. turmed out to be a VERY smart move indeed.

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