The Journolist Juicebox Mafia Media’s Theme Song

Keep On Mockin'

Jammie over at JWF explains the Juicebox Mafia in the context of the Woodward kerfluffle:

White House Threatens Bob Woodward, JournoList Juicebox Mafia Forms Human Shield Around God King Obama

Bob Woodward helped take down Richard Nixon, but that was so like 40 years ago. Most of the current lapdog media was in diapers back then or their parents hadn’t even met yet. These buffoons worship at the altar of Barack Obama and there’s nothing, absolutely nothing, that will shake their loyalty to him. You could have video evidence of Obama raping a 10-year-old on the White House lawn and their first reaction would be that the tape must be edited.

Wednesday night provided us with all the evidence we needed to know there’s no level of depravity the Juiceboxers won’t sink to in order to protect their God.

Just by chance, I heard a 5 second clip of Foreigner’s “Juke Box Hero” used a a bumper on Fox and Friends and it got me to thinking that these little Obama sycophants in the upper northeast media cabal needed a theme tune, so I took a little artistic liberty with Foreigner’s lyrics…

Juice Box Hero [sung to the tune of Foreigner’s Juke Box Hero]

Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn’t get an inaugural ticket, it was a sold out show
Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene
Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream
He heard The One pontificate, just blew him away
He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day

Bought a beat up MacBook, in a secondhand store
Didn’t know how to use it, but he knew for sure
That one laptop, felt good in his hands, journo degree from Columbia in hand
Covering Obama’s ass, stooping way down low
Was a one way ticket to the White House press corps, the only way to go
So he started typin’, ain’t never gonna stop
Gotta keep on lyin’, someday gonna make it to the top

And be a juice box hero, got stars in his eyes, he’s a juice box hero
He took one laptop, juice box hero, Walter Duranty his guide
Juice box hero, (stars in his eyes) He’ll pen a lie tonight

Typin’ propaganda with no shame, in a heavy downpour
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the White House door
Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain
Lyin’ for Obama, made his whole life change
Now he needs to keep on typin’, he just can’t stop
Gotta keep on lyin’, that boy has got to stay on top

And be a juice box hero, got stars in his eyes
He’s a juice box hero, got a Pulitzer in his eyes
Yeah, juice box hero, Duranty his guide
With that one laptop, (stars in his eyes)
He’ll come alive, pen a lie tonight…Woah

Yeah, he’s gotta keep on lyin’, deadlines won’t stop
Gotta keep on lyin’, that boy has got to stay on top

And be a juice box hero, Chairman Mao-bama in his eyes
He’s a juice box hero, got to keep spinnin’ those lies
(Just one laptop) juice box hero, (aah aah aaah) got stars in his eyes
He’s just a juice box hero, aah aah aaah
Juice box (stars) hero, (stars, stars) juice box hero, (stars, stars)
He’s got stars in his eyes, got to keep spinnin’ those lies

12 thoughts on “The Journolist Juicebox Mafia Media’s Theme Song

  1. “Mockin’ in the Free World” (with apologies to Neal Young) –

    There’s colors on the street
    Red, white and blue
    People shufflin’ their feet
    People sleepin’ in their shoes
    But there’s a warnin’ sign
    on the road ahead
    There’s a lot of people sayin’
    we’d be better off dead
    Don’t feel like Satan,
    but I am to them
    So I try to forget it,
    any way I can.

    Keep on mockin’ in the free world,
    Keep on mockin’ in the free world
    Keep on mockin’ in the free world,
    Keep on mockin’ in the free world

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