Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words
•I’ll get a world record for this..

•It’s fireproof.

•He’s probably just hibernating.

•What does this button do?

•It’s probably just a rash.

•Are you sure the power is off?

•Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

•The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

•Pull the pin and count to what?

•Which wire was I supposed to cut?

•I wonder where the mother bear is.

•I’ve seen this done on TV.

•These are the good kind of mushrooms.

•I’ll hold it and you light the fuse.

•Let it down slowly.

•Rat poison only kills rats.

•It’s strong enough for both of us.

•This doesn’t taste right.

•I can make this light before it changes.

•Nice doggie.

•I can do that with my eyes closed.

•I’ve done this before.

•Well, we’ve made it this far.

•That’s odd.

•You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

•Don’t be so superstitious.

•Now watch this.

10 thoughts on “Famous Last Words

  1. This will only hurt a little bit.
    Obamacare will only cost $900 billion.
    We are from the government and are only here to help.
    I know, let’s call the IRS help line!
    It is already pretty snug but I probably should try to give this bolt another half a turn…
    Don’t worry about a torque wrench, just put a cheater bar on it, that bolt/wrench is big enough to take it…
    I’ve done this a thousand times before…
    Don’t worry about it, you won’t need a life jacket.
    Honey, I’m going to Home Depot, I’ll be back in 5 minutes.
    Instructions? I don’t need no damn instructions!
    Look at all the extra screws they gave us…
    Go ahead, it’s not loaded…
    Look, a train! We can beat it!
    What?! But men wear these in Europe all the time…
    Baby…that thing I said I wouldn’t do in your mouth, well…
    I’ll call you in the morning…

  2. The instructor said these parachutes are fool-proof.
    I drank what?
    Trust me, the alligators ignore swimmers.
    Yeah, I beat M. at Words. What’s he gonna do about it?
    It’ll be great being on the front line in combat with the fellas.
    I’ll be back.

    • Sure, it is OK to pet the bison at Yellowstone. They are tame – just like your dog.

      Just stand over there by the rhino so I can get a better picture...

      If you grab a shark’s gills, he can’t bite…
      No. Really. You can charm that cobra. You just have to get close enough to look him in the eyes.
      So what if M put up almost 600 points against me on Words With Friends, I can beat him…
      No need to chock those tires, we are on level ground…
      If you fall while water-skiing, it is better just to hang on to the tow rope…

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