Yesterday, I read this article that got me quite excited. Apparently, by squeezing your breasts you could prevent malignant breast cells from causing cancer. Like most women, I’m very fond of having my boobs fondled (unless it’s by some weirdo hobo or a butch TSA agent.) Also, I believe most men are more than happy to volunteer for this daunting quest.
Here is the complete article: http://news.uk.msn.com/health/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer
A little squeeze may be all that it takes to prevent malignant breast cells triggering cancer, research has shown.
Laboratory experiments showed that applying physical pressure to the cells guided them back to a normal growth pattern.
The study involved growing malignant breast epithelial cells within a gel injected into flexible silicone chambers. This allowed the scientists to apply compression during the first stages of cell growth, effectively squashing the cells.
Over time, the squeezed malignant cells began to grow in a more normal and organised way.
Once the breast tissue structure was formed the cells stopped growing, even when the compressive force was removed. Non-compressed cells continued to display the haphazard and uncontrolled growth that leads to cancer.
Isn’t this great? I do believe it’s a win-win situation.
Caution, boys: Do not try this on a stranger. You are liable to wind up with a stinging slap across your face, or a swift kick in the family jewels.