HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to Good-Will and buy a pair of size 14-16 used men’s work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.
3. Put four large dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Me, Junior, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter
The Rio Norte Line 
Dusty, you’re assuming said criminal can read…..
That was my first thought too. lol
Stainless steel bowls, with teeth marks, and a couple good deep barkers. no need to read.
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You beat me to it.
I do agree with all of the concepts you’ve introduced in your post.
They’re very convincing and will certainly work. Nonetheless, the posts are
very short for beginners. May just you please prolong them a little from next time?
Thank you for the post.