By the way, one “stone” equals 14 pounds:
Wesley Warren Jr had a 13-hour procedure to remove his swollen sac after it grew so huge he had to wear a hoodie top as trousers to support the load.
The 49-year-old couldn’t have sex and suffered from crippling pain from carrying around the testicles – which weighed more than a BABY HIPPO.
But now the American fears he will never be able to have a relationship with a woman after the surgery left his manhood measuring just an INCH long.
Speaking exclusively to the Sun, Wesley said: “I know the majority of people are probably expecting me to express extreme happiness and glee that my life has been transformed since the sac has been removed – but it’s not as simple as that.
“I do feel a great sense of comfort that the weight is no longer between my legs. It got to the point that it was a danger to my health.
“But when I look down at what’s here now it’s not the same as what it was. It’s totally different.
“My natural look prior to the growth is not what came out of surgery. What came out of surgery is a nub an inch long and it doesn’t get any larger.
OMGOMGOMGOMOMG…OMG!
The Rio Norte Line 
“…..squashed his privates while asleep….”…… ?????????????????
I think i saw that on an episode of South Park.
Holy Moly! I thought you were goofin us until I saw the pic.! How the hello did he even know what his penis looked like? Just had a song pop into my head: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg
His britches were like a cheap hotel !!!~
Uh – having giant balls made his dick bigger?
Yeah, I didn’t understand the logic either unless he is accusing them of a little nipping and tucking…
Perhaps the swelling was regional, or maybe the “growth was also attached to more parts than is indicated in the article.