Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You’re walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges at you…
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
This is all so confusing!

………… ……… ………. ……… ……… ……… …….. ……… …
Republican’s Answer:
BANG!

………… ……… ……… ……… ……… ……… …….. ……
Southerner’s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click
Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy!’
‘Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
Son: ‘Can I shoot the next one?!’
Wife: ‘You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!

18 thoughts on “Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

  1. I am definitely a BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG!
    BANG!
    BANG!

    • Buona Sera Dusty,

      I counted the “BANG! ‘s”…… 12 in the first volley….since the regular Mags run from 7-9 for the Kimber’s ….I must assume you had an Extended Mag…GOOD CHOICE.

      The Second volley ( 9 ) was obviously the regular included mag as a Backup………….. But whose counting right… :- ) … certainly not the perp.

    • Re-posted your tone-deaf article on the FB. Very cool. I scored in the 92 percentile…..yeah, bathe the fools and bring them to me. Didn’t really get that as I scored an 89.9%. Weird math…….my musician’s mind is swimming….

  2. Sorry my S&W 681 only 6 shots, but then a sidearm is just an emergency measure until you can reach a long gun.

  3. Two to the head, and one center-mass to the chest (no need to waste more precious ammunition).

    What does that make me?

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