If I Were Elected President in 2016

Let’s assume that I get elected to the Presidency in 2016. My first call is to Putin and the second is to the President of Mexico: “Vlad. Wasssssup! Good, good…you know I don’t deal with that thick Russian-ass accent well, so I’m afraid I just need you to stuff a sock in it and listen.”…

The Predictable Death of Common Sense

Videos and articles highlighting seemingly brain-dead people committing brain-dead actions are posted all over Al Gore’s greatest invention, the Internet. If you are like me, you just have to look at them and shake your head – and maybe mutter the word “dumbass” under your breath (if you are as tactless as I am) as…