How DOES He Do It?

President Obama clings to power – actually, he continues to increase it – while simultaneously admitting that he doesn’t even know what his own government is doing (“not a smidgen of corruption”) and that his own people are failing him (i.e. the intel community underestimated ISIS). Of course he has his true believers, the sycophants,…

LETTERMAN’S TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

LETTERMAN’S TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT #10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd. #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the…

Global Warming for Dicrapio

Hey Leo, did you know that there’s this invisible ring around the planet, Earth? Let’s talk about this ring around the planet. It has a name. It is called Greenhouse Effect. See, this magical ring contains water vapor, carbon dioxide and methane. This ring acts like a Venus Fly Trap that traps heat instead of…

Islam Strikes in Oklahoma

“How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries, improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of…

URGENT WARNING: Prepare for Nuclear Attack!

From The Oyl URGENT WARNING: Prepare for Nuclear Attack! Look, I understand that we live in a cynical world filled with skeptics, conspiracy theorists and people who are clinically unstable. I am even aware that many people would place me in one of these three groups. That’s why I am unsure how you will take this…