Ah, yes; the face that launched 1,000 ships. Who am I kiddin? This face got my ass slapped by the FB police! They were rough with me, I tell ya! They took me down this dark alley, and I swear to God, a rat the size of my sister’s Shih Tzu scampered over my toes. Obviously, the Zuckerberg has connections because the rat was donned in one of the late, great Oscar de la Renta creations!
Speaking of Oscar, whom I’m assuming wasn’t a grouch since he’s Latin; isn’t it odd that he was straight? Oooweee-oweeee!!!! What a crimp in some knickers! What a bee in one’s bonnet! What a hey-I’m-straight-and-you’re-not-slap in the face!!!! The nerve!!!! Uh-oh…..call Ellen and Oprah ASAP!!
What the hello was I on about? Oh, yes, my Rule 5 hottie, Jean Harlow! Interestingly enough, sweet de la Renta was actually inspired by Ms. Harlow. Thank goodness it was not in the same way that the FB was! (Thanks, FB police!)
Let me just say that I have seen some VERY questionable things on the FB. I do not feel that this pic is naughty. In fact, I believe it captures a time when folks had a lot more respect for the constitution. Isn’t it odd that the 21st century media has misplaced our morals? (Yeah, I’m referring to a FB shot of a gal doing fun stuff with a vegetable……..I’m not referring to a mentally handicapped person!)
Did come across something coolalicious (yeah, I made the word up…..so?) on the FB. Let me tell you, if this does not speak like the Oracle, I don’t know what does:
Oh! I see I’ve gone off on a tangent……..again! Please. Just be thankful I’m not giving you all a flippin science lesson! Here is my lovely (and she is….)
Say what you will, but I gave her an A+ that day. Let’s see if anyone else is familiar with her work….