Antonio Banderas and Hugh Jackman with me……………… at the same time. Under Shar’ia law, this deviant sexual act could never happen. Thankfully, the US still obeys (for the most part) the US Constitution, which means…………………………. I’ve still got a shot!
Yesterday, I was at this site called http://thereligionofpeace.com/ . It has several informative links, so I started reading one that had to do with sex under Shar’ia law.
If you are a male, I could see where Shar’ia would be desirable. A woman is for the sole purpose to serve your needs, and bear your children. Her only recompense is the dowry she is initially paid. She must shave her pubic hair and wash her hair so that she will be ready to please at her husband’s whim. She cannot leave the house unless she is accompanied by her husband or a guardian. She must be covered in public lest the sight of her arms incite a man to rape her, in which case the fault would be hers.
A woman may have sister wives if the husband wishes to marry another. Polygamy is legal, as is sleeping with your wives and/or slaves at the same time. Yes, Allah’s fine with an orgy, so long as it stays in the family.
You know what else is legal? Prostitution. Shhhhh…….it’s not called that. It’s a marriage contract as you pay a mahr (dowry) which is good for up to three days, then it expires, and you are divorced. Ta-da!
Now, a sin worse than murder is homosexuality; or more specifically, sodomy. I’m pretty sure lesbianism is tolerated. I would imagine during their orgies, the men would encourage lesbian acts to stimulate their own experience. The only thing free on a woman is her anus. Reckon Allah figured he was all merciful sparing her that pain in the ass.
Oh and pedophilia (oops, marital coitus with a minor) is legal and encouraged. An infant may be married, and the husband may fondle her. He cannot have intercourse until she is of age (typically 9 years old.) It makes perfect sense that 9-year-old Aisha was ready for a roll in the hay with the 52-year-old Mohammed, right?
When I read about these laws, for the life of me, I cannot understand how the west is considered evil and sexually deviant. Also, I cannot understand how any Muslim woman in the US would want Shar’ia law here. There are Muslim women here that do. Yikes! Obviously, they’ve never seen Antonio and Hugh…..