Unrest on the Electoral College Campus

Students at the Electoral College held a protest Friday demanding that the College create both “safe spaces” for Democrat members and “spaces of social justice democracy” for all socialist students. When it was pointed out that Democrats are, in fact, socialists, the protest leaders said, “Yeah, cool. Then just one really big safe space will…

Sightings

For those on the lookout for actual Hildebeast sightings in 2016, recent reports could reinforce your belief in the mythical creature. Chappaqua in north Westchester County, though, might not strike you as a place where these massive ape-like creatures could possibly show up. But this is exactly where resident Beldar Galavan saw one for the…

Hashtag TrumpBible

I played on Twitter over the past couple of days. In honor of CNN interviewing Donald Trump about the Bible and his less than impressive answers, Twitter took up the challenge with #TrumpBible… C’mon Kells, even you have to admit that some of these are funny. utahprez9:30am via Hootsuite CNN: Favorite part of the Bible?…

TGIF

e A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…. It is a period of civil war. Rebel conservatives, striking from a heartland base, have won their first victory against the evil Obama Empire. During the battle, rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the Obama; an armored space…

Zombie Dropout

The other day M. wrote a post in which he was getting a bit weary of politics. I feel the same. Like anyone experiencing these overwhelming feelings of helplessness, I do what comes naturally; evade politics by watching shows. Not to be a braggadocio, but I missed my calling as a movie critic. Seriously, ask…