Democrats Announce New Leak Investigation

π‘†π‘π‘’π‘Žπ‘˜π‘’π‘Ÿ π‘ƒπ‘’π‘™π‘œπ‘ π‘– π‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘šπ‘  π‘ π‘–π‘‘π‘’π‘Žπ‘‘π‘–π‘œπ‘› π‘£π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘¦ π‘ π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘œπ‘’π‘  π‘Žπ‘›π‘‘ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ π‘™π‘’π‘Žπ‘˜π‘’π‘Ÿ “𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑑 π‘‘π‘’π‘Žπ‘‘π‘™π‘¦” By: Michael Smith, Chief Political Correspondent Washington, D.C. – Today, at a hastily called press conference outside House Hearing Room #235 and wearing a tired, constipated look, Democrats Adam Schiff, Chairman of the House Select Committee on Intelligence, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and…

Unrest on the Electoral College Campus

Students at the Electoral College held a protest Friday demanding that the College create both β€œsafe spaces” for Democrat members and β€œspaces of social justice democracy” for all socialist students. When it was pointed out that Democrats are, in fact, socialists, the protest leaders said, “Yeah, cool. Then just one really big safe space will…

Sightings

For those on the lookout for actual Hildebeast sightings in 2016, recent reports could reinforce your belief in the mythical creature. Chappaqua in north Westchester County, though, might not strike you as a place where these massive ape-like creatures could possibly show up. But this is exactly where resident Beldar Galavan saw one for the…

Hashtag TrumpBible

I played on Twitter over the past couple of days. In honor of CNN interviewing Donald Trump about the Bible and his less than impressive answers, Twitter took up the challenge with #TrumpBible… C’mon Kells, even you have to admit that some of these are funny. utahprez9:30am via Hootsuite CNN: Favorite part of the Bible?…

TGIF

e A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…. It is a period of civil war. Rebel conservatives, striking from a heartland base, have won their first victory against the evil Obama Empire. During the battle, rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the Obama; an armored space…

Zombie Dropout

The other day M. wrote a post in which he was getting a bit weary of politics. I feel the same. Like anyone experiencing these overwhelming feelings of helplessness, I do what comes naturally; evade politics by watching shows. Not to be a braggadocio, but I missed my calling as a movie critic. Seriously, ask…

If I Were Elected President in 2016

Let’s assume that I get elected to the Presidency in 2016. My first call is to Putin and the second is to the President of Mexico: “Vlad. Wasssssup! Good, good…you know I don’t deal with that thick Russian-ass accent well, so I’m afraid I just need you to stuff a sock in it and listen.”…

Which captain are you?

Can you truly master this ship? While I feel that I am more of a Scotty, I got some “new-age’ Captain Kirk? M. got somebody I’d never heard of, but then I noticed the actor, and I swooned! I’m very fond of Scott Bakula from that Quantum Leap show. Not gonna lie, I was a…

Lessons in Irony

I received a funny e-mail that I thought I would share…. Irony 1. We are told NOT TO judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics.” BUT on the other hand. “We are also encouraged TO judge ALL Gun Owners by the actions of a few lunatics.” How is that supposed to work…..??????…

A Wink and a Smile

What to do when your ratings are 38%? A parody of yourself, of course! Americans love cool comedians, and Obama deftly promotes the ACA, while humorously appealing to the masses who have seen this show called The Hangover. (No, I haven’t seen it as it looks dumb……but Obama missed his calling; he should’ve been an…

Be Afraid

Yes, be very afraid! The grammar Nazis will attack you in your weakest moment. What a blogger must understand and accept is that there are those times when, well, you can’t edit. It hurts…. and the abuse you will receive is quite painful, as well. But please! Remember one thing: Stay strong fellow blogger. (The…

Democrats Seek to Ban Ceramic Assault Squirrels

Here’s a Democrat Party fundraising email I received on Saturday: From: Debbie Wasserman Schultz [mailto:democraticparty@democrats.org] Sent: Saturday, January 25, 2014 8:33 PM Subject: The extremists at the GOP are at it again Dear Michael β€” I like sending you emails on Saturdays about as much as you probably like receiving them. But I’m doing it…