I’m Not a Nut Job, Bro

Just so you guys can feel safe…know this: we got Bigfoot. He was here. In Texas. And he apparently can’t resist ribs bought at Wal-Mart. If Rick Dyer is right, this is the zoological find of the century. “No blurry pictures. No trying to hide anything,” Dyer says while shooting video of his treasure. “This…

Man Orders Gun Safe, Gets Bonus

An Ohio man expected the gun safe he ordered online to be empty, police said. But instead, he found $425,000-worth of tightly wrapped marijuana bricks inside. “I’ve been in law enforcement for 47 years and I’ve never seen anything like this,” Shelby County, Ohio, Sheriff John L. Lenhartsaid. “It’s quite effective if you think about it: wrapped airtight to withstand high…

System RNM Strikes Again?

Remember our old friend Name Withheld By Request Of Friends? They are torturing me remotely with a direct attack to my digestion system by locking my intestine and destroying my liver and kidneys, they are invading through the system RNM every thought and memory that pass through my brain and they are torturing me remotely…

China Fakes Itself Out

Everybody knows how good China is at knocking other products off…but to fill an entire museum with fakes of historical artifacts and art? That takes some doing: A museum in China has a problem. It seems to have a few fakes in its vast collection. Well, as many as 40,000. Everything it owns may be nothing more than…

OMG: 10 Stone = 140 Pounds

By the way, one “stone” equals 14 pounds: A MAN with 10ST TESTICLES is unhappy after their removal – as the operation left him with a tiny penis. Wesley Warren Jr had a 13-hour procedure to remove his swollen sac after it grew so huge he had to wear a hoodie top as trousers to…

The Nazi’s Were Meth Heads

The Krauts were pioneers in recreational drugs, apparently: Invading country after country at lightning speed, Hitler’s army had Europe terrified during World War Two. But, as a Nazi soldier’s letter has revealed, it wasn’t just the Fuhrer’s fiery rhetoric which had his troops wired. Military doctors were handing out millions of pills to the troops…

Incredibly Strange Stuff

We get the weirdest things in the comment section. This came in at 1:30 a.m. this morning: This document was meant to describe the details and facts related to the torture I’m under through the System RNM. This monitoring system can send direct codified signals to the auditory cortex of the brain, ignoring the ear,…

News You Can Use: Bad Sleepers Have Smaller Testicles

Oh, noes! Those struggling to make it through the night have more problems than those enjoying a sound rest. Their sperm counts were cut by a quarter and they also had smaller testicles. The latest research is the first to look specifically at whether broken rest affects male fertility although links between sleep and health…

Born Without A Penis

Now my life doesn’t suck so bad: WITH his good looks and charming patter, it’s easy to see why Andrew Wardle is a hit with the ladies. But while he has slept with more than 100 women, there is a secret he has kept from all his admiring pals — he was born without a…

Wonder If She Had A Concealed Carry Permit?

POLICE arrested a woman during a drugs raid – and found a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina. Suspect Christie Dawn Harris, 28, had the weapon pointing up inside herself with just the handle sticking out. A female officer made the startling find during a search in Oklahoma, US, which also uncovered bags of methamphetamine…

Ha! Ha!

As Nelson would say: After a Miami judge doubled 18-year-old Penelope Soto’s bond from $5,000 to $10,000, the teen seemed more than a little bit surprised. “Are you serious?!” she exclaimed. The judge quickly responded, “I am serious. Adios.” That’s when Soto, as she exited the court room, cursed at the judge and flashed him her middle…

Shazzzam!

Well, there goes another slice of cherished memorabilia down the drain: The actor best known for playing the TV character Gomer Pyle in the 1960s has married his male partner of 38 years.Hawaii News Now (http://bit.ly/14tFM3U) reports Jim Nabors and his partner, Stan Cadwallader, traveled from their Honolulu home to Seattle to be married Jan. 15.Gay marriage became legal in Washington state last…

Unintended Consequences of Collectivism

Well… look at that… another wealthy Frenchman leaving the country to escape the 75% tax rate… and this one the former President, no less! Sarkozy’s plans ‘to dodge new 75% French tax rate by moving to London with wife Carla and setting up £1bn private equity fund’ Live by the same law’s you enact? I…

I Guess She Couldn’t Have It Her Way After All

The infamous Panama City BK Brawler does hard time in the prison kitchen: The woman whose Spring Break rampage through a Panama City Beach Burger King was captured on video that quickly spread across the Internet was sentenced to prison this week after violating her probation, according to the Clerk of Courts’ website. Nekiva Hardy was arrested…

The Mayan DOOM! Clock Is Winding Down

Sounds about right. I guess that we do have the modern version of a Mayan king demanding that “the rich” be sacrificed at a public altar and his little peasants are all clamoring for a little taste of that sweet, warm blood. Ahead of December 21, which marks the conclusion of the 5,125-year “Long Count” Mayan calendar,…