I’m Not a Nut Job, Bro

Just so you guys can feel safe…know this: we got Bigfoot. He was here. In Texas. And he apparently can’t resist ribs bought at Wal-Mart. If Rick Dyer is right, this is the zoological find of the century. “No blurry pictures. No trying to hide anything,” Dyer says while shooting video of his treasure. “This…

Man Orders Gun Safe, Gets Bonus

An Ohio man expected the gun safe he ordered online to be empty, police said. But instead, he found $425,000-worth of tightly wrapped marijuana bricks inside. “I’ve been in law enforcement for 47 years and I’ve never seen anything like this,” Shelby County, Ohio, Sheriff John L. Lenhartsaid. “It’s quite effective if you think about it: wrapped airtight to withstand high…

System RNM Strikes Again?

Remember our old friend Name Withheld By Request Of Friends? They are torturing me remotely with a direct attack to my digestion system by locking my intestine and destroying my liver and kidneys, they are invading through the system RNM every thought and memory that pass through my brain and they are torturing me remotely…

China Fakes Itself Out

Everybody knows how good China is at knocking other products off…but to fill an entire museum with fakes of historical artifacts and art? That takes some doing: A museum in China has a problem. It seems to have a few fakes in its vast collection. Well, as many as 40,000. Everything it owns may be nothing more than…

OMG: 10 Stone = 140 Pounds

By the way, one “stone” equals 14 pounds: A MAN with 10ST TESTICLES is unhappy after their removal – as the operation left him with a tiny penis. Wesley Warren Jr had a 13-hour procedure to remove his swollen sac after it grew so huge he had to wear a hoodie top as trousers to…

The Nazi’s Were Meth Heads

The Krauts were pioneers in recreational drugs, apparently: Invading country after country at lightning speed, Hitler’s army had Europe terrified during World War Two. But, as a Nazi soldier’s letter has revealed, it wasn’t just the Fuhrer’s fiery rhetoric which had his troops wired. Military doctors were handing out millions of pills to the troops…