Rule 5: The Sexiest Woman In The World – Tulisa Contostavlos

…according to FHM. She is certainly the sexiest woman with the hardest to pronounce last name and right now in the UK, she is hotter than a blistered kitty in a Georgia pepper patch in July – but I remain unconvinced. Call me a skeptic, but she is a bit of a PR creation. I’m just that way.

No doubt she is hot and while I wouldn’t kick her out of bed to get to most, if not all, of you, she seems an acquired taste – a lot like Turkish coffee, Japanese squid, chitlins…or in the case of President Soertoro – a delicious plate of pan-fried smoked basset hound with leek risotto, poached egg and mustard sauce. Mmmmmmmm.

The Daily Mail has her top 50 competitors – not a shabby list at all, if I do say so myself…here are the top 5…

I could make the argument that any of these lovely ladies deserve the top spot. I’m a big Cheryl Cole fan…ditto Georgia Salpa…so many choices, so little time…

1. Tulisa Contostavlos

2. Cheryl Cole

3. Rihanna

4. Rosie Jones

5. Georgia Salpa

Bonus for those who schlepped all the way to the bottom – Kate Upton doing the “Cat Daddy”:

 

Linked by the Daley Gator and Natalia Velez, Thanks!

bobbelvedere at TCOTS has a veritable cornucopia of beauty.

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10 thoughts on “Rule 5: The Sexiest Woman In The World – Tulisa Contostavlos

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  2. Thank you, sir.

    -While Miss Contostavlos is pretty, she most certainly should not be in the Top Fifty – nothing special there.

    -Rihanna as #3! They’ve got to be joking.

    -Any list that does not feature Kelly Brook and Kate Upton in the Top Five is obviously flawed beyond fixing.

    -AND NO CHRISTINA HENDRICKS!!!! Words fail me…

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