…according to FHM. She is certainly the sexiest woman with the hardest to pronounce last name and right now in the UK, she is hotter than a blistered kitty in a Georgia pepper patch in July – but I remain unconvinced. Call me a skeptic, but she is a bit of a PR creation. I’m just that way.
No doubt she is hot and while I wouldn’t kick her out of bed to get to most, if not all, of you, she seems an acquired taste – a lot like Turkish coffee, Japanese squid, chitlins…or in the case of President Soertoro – a delicious plate of pan-fried smoked basset hound with leek risotto, poached egg and mustard sauce. Mmmmmmmm.
The Daily Mail has her top 50 competitors – not a shabby list at all, if I do say so myself…here are the top 5…
I could make the argument that any of these lovely ladies deserve the top spot. I’m a big Cheryl Cole fan…ditto Georgia Salpa…so many choices, so little time…
1. Tulisa Contostavlos
2. Cheryl Cole
4. Rosie Jones
5. Georgia Salpa
Bonus for those who schlepped all the way to the bottom – Kate Upton doing the “Cat Daddy”:
bobbelvedere at TCOTS has a veritable cornucopia of beauty.