…according to FHM. She is certainly the sexiest woman with the hardest to pronounce last name and right now in the UK, she is hotter than a blistered kitty in a Georgia pepper patch in July – but I remain unconvinced. Call me a skeptic, but she is a bit of a PR creation. I’m just that way.
No doubt she is hot and while I wouldn’t kick her out of bed to get to most, if not all, of you, she seems an acquired taste – a lot like Turkish coffee, Japanese squid, chitlins…or in the case of President Soertoro – a delicious plate of pan-fried smoked basset hound with leek risotto, poached egg and mustard sauce. Mmmmmmmm.
The Daily Mail has her top 50 competitors – not a shabby list at all, if I do say so myself…here are the top 5…
I could make the argument that any of these lovely ladies deserve the top spot. I’m a big Cheryl Cole fan…ditto Georgia Salpa…so many choices, so little time…
1. Tulisa Contostavlos
2. Cheryl Cole
3. Rihanna
4. Rosie Jones
5. Georgia Salpa
Bonus for those who schlepped all the way to the bottom – Kate Upton doing the “Cat Daddy”:
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bobbelvedere at TCOTS has a veritable cornucopia of beauty.
The Rio Norte Line 
One of your best ever posts, Utah……………but don’t you usually add some dialogue in with pictures in your posts?
my bad, on my 3rd or 4th scrutiny I saw the wording……………..
Silly boys. Here’s your 10….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8TUWilKb6M
Nope. It is this one:
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While I will concede that their acting skills are lacking, I still find that my choice is more preferable to yours. Let me take it home, luv. (Or hit it outta the ballpark, if you will.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqwZCcv1TCQ How can you not dig a chick that loves to f*** to Prokofiev? My only disagreement comes in her choice. I prefer this…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe4yTxbOTi4
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Thank you, sir.
-While Miss Contostavlos is pretty, she most certainly should not be in the Top Fifty – nothing special there.
-Rihanna as #3! They’ve got to be joking.
-Any list that does not feature Kelly Brook and Kate Upton in the Top Five is obviously flawed beyond fixing.
-AND NO CHRISTINA HENDRICKS!!!! Words fail me…
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IMHO the top 5 should look like this:
1. Mila Kunis
2. Kristen Bell
3. Kate Beckinsale
4. Keira Knightley
5.-tie Lena Headey
5.-tie Adriana Lima