But if we did, could Obama actually spend 7 days a week playing golf? Would that be too much to ask of President Perpetual Campaign and his lovely wife, Moochelle?
The ChiComs are cutting the fat:
Party leaders will no longer be greeted wherever they go with cheering crowds, banners, red carpets and elaborate flower displays, said a statement on Chinese state media after a meeting of the new 25-man Politburo.
The updated rules also ban dull, long speeches and fawning write-ups in the state newspapers, as the party tries to reshape its image.
In recent years, even the lowliest Communist party officials have enjoyed a fin-de-siècle lifestyle, being chauffeured around in luxury cars and greeted by crowds of well-marshalled schoolchildren.
Officials have seemed to compete with each other for who could build the biggest local government offices, offer the grandest banquets – often with specially imported delicacies or food from exclusive farms – and accumulate the most wealth.
Now, after growing criticism at the decadence and arrogance of the party, its new leaders appear determined to make a change.
The Rio Norte Line 
Oh, it’s coming: but you, me and the RNL will be what gets banned in this nation. It’s called the “fairness” doctrine (fairness ALWAYS being defined as what the Left wants)
Are you saying no more “The End of History Beer” and “Louis XIII Pizza”? http://www.china.org.cn/top10/2012-07/30/content_26063470.htm